★: PROUD ELF. BECAUSE I PROM15E TO 13ELIEVE.

When you accidentally bump into someone on the sidewalk, you say, “Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry…”
Shisus is your only god.
Who’s Superman? You only know Shoopah Mahn.
…And now you have a bad habit of saying “Shoopah” instead of “Super”/
Your pet fish is named Donghae.
Your favorite color is sapphire blue.
Your favorite Chinese food is Beijing fried rice.
Screw “FML,” Life couldn’t get better!
The only balloons you have at your parties are sapphire blue.
Wookie’s are not hairy Star Wars creatures.
You hated sports but you watched the Beijing 2008 Olympics anyway for Han Geng.
Wonder Girls? What about Wonder Boy?
Henry made you start thinking your school orchestra was cool again.
13 is actually a lucky number.
And then there were 14 when Don’t Don came out…
But 15 is your favorite number.
You hear “Sexy Back” on the radio, but Han Geng, Donghae, Eunkyuk, and/or Shindong come to mind before Justin Timberlake does.
You tend to write “U” instead of “You” a lot in online conversations.
But either way, IT’S YOU.
Puff the Magic Dragon is cool again.
You can never look at anyone who goes to your school named Jordan, Bryan, Casey, Andrew, Joshua, Vincent, Nathan, Marcus, Jerome, Matthew, Aiden, Dennis, or Spencer the same way again.
Your heart doesn’t beat. It quakes.
You wish Leeteuk was your umma. ):
But whether you’re a fan from China or not, you’d also settle to have Siwon appa and Han Geng umma as your parents, too.
YOU ARE SO GORGEOUS.
Puppies and kittens are prection.
You think November 6th should be a world holiday.
MiMi can be a manly name, too.
Tomorrow is always blue.
Your idea of a “Dreamy Hero” is Yesung, Kyuhyun, and/or Ryeowook.
Goddamn, I love you.
31. You collect cars. You do it every day! Because it’s… fun~
32. You cannot watch Titanic without:
32a. picturing Rose and Jack as Siwon/Hankyung, Heechul/Kibum.
32b. waiting for a mysterious tribal chief with an afro to come running in at any moment.
33. When you love someone, just go for it!
34. The violin is the hottest instrument, ever.
35. You think all guitars should be pink.
36. You can’t see the words “She’s Gone” without immediately hearing WRAAAADEH, OH WRAAADEH in your mind.
37. You sing the Sailor Moon theme when spinning.
38. WHEN I SAY HEE, YOU SAY SICA!
39. you look at the sky and say ‘NICE WEATHER’
40. one of your dog is named ‘Bada’
41. now you think turtles can be a pet
42. you are now concious on how your feet smells because it might be worse than eunhyuk’s
43. you always want a ‘PAJAMA PARTY’
44. When you see ‘Snoopy’ you think of Henry
You don’t get anchovies on your pizza anymore because you’ll feel guilty when you eat them. ):
Disney princesses ain’t got nothing on Heechul~
The phrases “Calm down,” “Don’t get me wrong,” and “You are so gorgeous” can solve pretty much everything.
Share me music with me? :D
when you see a violin shop, the first thing you think is “OMG HENRY!”
instead of holy sweet jesus, it’s holy sweet shissus
it’s not captain shang, it’s siwon
see anything (socks in pink, i did this LMAO) and relate it to these awesome men